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Never have I ever farted and blamed it on a pet
52% have never ever. 48% have totally done that.
#love
United Kingdom
done that
One time my friend farted and I said what was that then she pointed her finger to my let chiwawa
United Kingdom
done that
OMG i was playing cards and did a silent but deadly and blamed it on my old dog, everyone believed me
United States
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never
That so mean the dogs could get put outside for nothing. 45% percent are jerks
Canada
done that
i once farted when my family and neighbors where there so i blamed it on the dog
Netherlands
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never
sh*ts my farts are price worthy, why should i give the fame to a pet
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I don't fart and blame it on my pet i blame it on people
United Kingdom
done that
My dog lol but he never farts so my mum always knows its me lol
United Kingdom
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I never blamed it on my pet, but I have on my sis xD
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I dont have a pet and my freinds pet dosent fart
United States
done that
i have done it before but i blamed it on my papa
United States
done that
56% people don't have a pet then cause everyone does that
United States
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I ain't got a pet but I once farted and blamed it on my brother
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I have but I blamed it to my dad dog he cried
United States
done that
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Canada
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Who would do that someone but that someone ain't me!
United States
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I never blamed a pet Because I blame my dad XD
United Kingdom
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im a girl and i have never farted in ma life
done that
My dog always eats onions. They don't suspect a thing
done that
i have a golden retriver and wen he fartes he blames me
Australia
done that
yep i was playibg on my pc i farted i was like IT WAS JOHN
United Kingdom
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I didn't know that other animals could fart
United Kingdom
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why would you do dat D: dogs are amazing
United States
done that
not my dog and my family and my firends and my mom and dad
Australia
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never
I have to cats so my answer is a negative
done that
i do who cares if u blame it on a dog or a cat
Georgia
done that
i don't believe that person who says NO
United States
done that
i never farted and blamed it on a pet
United States
done that
Yes I farted then I blamed it on my dog
United States
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I blame it on my brother? That counts, right?
United States
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never
no but i did blame it on the guy next to me
Denmark
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never
I don't think it's quite the same
United States
done that
my dad is like an animal (and i blame it on him lol
United States
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never
When I fart, I own up to it loud and proud!
United States
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never
I do not have a pet :( (sad music)
done that
I blamed it on my friends pet fish
Pakistan
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never
I dont have a pet I wish I had one but i didnt do it
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I blame it on other people but not animals
done that
I did but i was only like 2 or 3
Australia
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there was never a pet there to blame lmao
United States
done that
Always! I even blame it on the cat sometimes!
Australia
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never
no, but ive blamed it on people
United States
done that
my friend had done that and one time me
United Kingdom
done that
does making weird noises count
Germany
done that
I always give my dog the blame!
United States
done that
i have a cat and i blamed it on him
Australia
done that
okay WHO HASN'T DONE THAT?!
Philippines
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never
oh wow nope but what a great idea hahah
France
done that
Does my brother count as a pet
United States
done that
i didnt they blamed it on my girl dog
United States
done that
It's hard to blame it on a fish.
United States
done that
plenty of times on my dogs
Canada
done that
"It was the 20 pound cat, not me"
United States
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I don't have a pet/it died
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i dont have pets so there's that
United Kingdom
done that
lololol that lolz every where
done that
the dog farted and blamed it on me
done that
my dogs and cats 2 dogs & 2 cats
United Kingdom
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never
and also i do not have pts
Norway
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dont have a pet so i cant, ive blamed my mom tho
United States
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I have a fish glad a fish can't fart
Australia
done that
faq playibg and say playibg
United States
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No I suck it up and admit it unlike women
United States
done that
I never blame it on a pet. It was ME!
Australia
done that
54% either have no pets, or are lying >.<
Saudi Arabia
done that
blamed it on my younger brother xD
New Zealand
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never
no because i dont have a pet
United States
done that
i mean like who doesn't
United Kingdom
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never
no i would who would fart on a pet hahah
Australia
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never
Can't exactly blame that on a goldfish
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I don't have a pet/pets
United States
done that
i blamed a fart on my dog
United Kingdom
done that
yeah my cat mini and my friends dog shadow
United Kingdom
done that
i lick myself clean. i am a cat
Philippines
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never
No one would believe you anyway omg hahaha
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i don't do that because it rude to the animals
Canada
done that
I dont have a pet but i blamed it on an animal
done that
My dad farted and blame it on my dog
United States
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never
peaple fart so you have
done that
does it count if we blamed it on a toilet
United States
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never
blamed it on someone else lol jk
United States
done that
my dog's farts scared him
United States
done that
I have like 5 times
United States
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never
never thought of that
Philippines
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never
i cant blame my pet it to cute
United States
done that
kinda but i was only playing
United States
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I have no pet to blame it on
Switzerland
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I don't have a pet lol
done that
my sibling did it was a huge one (fart)
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I'm a girl and I don't do that
United States
done that
I've taken the blame
Portugal
done that
i blamed my peacock
New Zealand
done that
You're wrong, they do
United States
done that
Did it this morning
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no but i could not have'
Bahamas
done that
i did but it was a fail
United States
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i dont have a pet yet
United States
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i dont have any pets
Australia
done that
i blame it on my baby brother
done that
I have done that with my dog neno
United States
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why would people do THAT
Romania
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never
thats so sad for a pet :(
United Kingdom
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I Blame It On My Brother
United States
done that
yeah my baby dog
United States
done that
it was imbarising cuz they knew it was me
United States
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never
i don't even have a pet
United States
done that
I've done to my dog
United Kingdom
done that
Yes. My slave is my pet
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I blamed it on my brother
United States
done that
i did that to a bird
United States
done that
mines a saint bernard
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never
i dont have a pet
United Kingdom
done that
52%of people are lying
Faroe Islands
done that
i don't have a pet
United States
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never
i dont have a pet sadley
United States
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i don't fart outside my house
United States
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Or maybe we are halfway decent.
United Kingdom
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the only pets i have had are fish
United States
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i dont have one
done that
No but I have farted on my dog
Canada
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Don't have a pet
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I don't have a pet only a fishy
New Zealand
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never
nope pets outside
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My grandpa did thought
Australia
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I have no animals
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i dont even have a pet
Pakistan
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I Don't Even Have A Pet
Sweden
done that
haha always blame it on my horses
United States
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never
never thought of that
Jordan
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never
i cant blame my goldfish or cats?
United Kingdom
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Don't have a pet
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Lmao I blamed on a people
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i blame it on people
United States
done that
I think my dogs do cart
United States
done that
i've done that hahah
United States
done that
Lots of times
Indonesia
done that
yea sometimes
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my pet died :(
Canada
done that
never i didint done it
done that
i have on my boxer because boxers fart
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i dont have a pet
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no i fart on my pets
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i don't have a pet
Philippines
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i never had a pet
United States
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dont have a pet
United States
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I do not have a pet
Hong Kong
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that is weird and rude
done that
yes its funy
United States
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i hate animals
United States
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I never blam but I love dogs and cats
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Shutup I love dogs cats
done that
Done it today :3
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Never had a pet that could fart
done that
Only as a joke.
United Kingdom
done that
do it loads :3
United States
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i love animals
South Africa
done that
Haha I have
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dont have a pet
United Arab Emirates
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never
Nope I don't have a pet
United States
done that
Monday I blamed it on my dog
Denmark
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never
im proud of my farts
Austria
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I dont have a pet
United Kingdom
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dOnt have one :c
United States
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i don't have a pet
Germany
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never
blame it on other humans hehehe
United States
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never
on other people but not my pet
Australia
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never
i blamed it on me
United States
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I name them and claim them!
done that
i dont have a pet
United Kingdom
done that
I tried to
United States
done that
Plenty of times
United Kingdom
done that
Why'd I try
United Kingdom
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Dont have a pet
Sweden
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never
i would never blame it on my pets!
United States
done that
i have done that
United Kingdom
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never
No but my parents have
Latvia
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never
you can die if you dont
United States
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i don't have a pet.
done that
2 times on my 1 favorite cousin
United States
done that
I've never blamed it on my pet
Netherlands
done that
do it alot\
Hong Kong
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I don't think a goldfish can fart.
done that
No not dog
done that
sad but yes
Australia
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im not that mean
United States
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never
s weird but he said im okay)
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i dont have a pet
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don't have any
United Kingdom
done that
me and my dad blamed it on my cat
Australia
done that
i have but it didn't work
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dont have a pet
done that
Thats what pets r for
New Zealand
done that
hehe yes
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never
I never had a pet before
United States
done that
as a joke even
United Kingdom
done that
blamed my dog from tia nash
United States
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never
yeah on my snake
Canada
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Don't have a pet
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never
i haved never
United States
done that
at my frieand house
done that
i dont know
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My grandpa did though i haven't
Australia
done that
I've never farted in my life
United States
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i blame it on other people
United States
done that
i dont remember
United Kingdom
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I blame it on other people
Canada
done that
always :)
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never
Thats mean
Canada
done that
No one believed me though
United States
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never
i dont have pets
United Kingdom
done that
i aint got a pet
Japan
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never
i blame it on my bro
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never
I don't have a pet I have fish
Philippines
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never
Don't have a pet
United Kingdom
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I do not have a pet
United States
done that
yea i hae my cat
United States
done that
I haven't but my dad has
United States
done that
who doesnt
Australia
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never
i dont have a pet
United Kingdom
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I don't have a pet
Finland
done that
hehe i love farting
United States
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i dont have pets
United Kingdom
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l do not have a pet
Canada
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my turtle screams at me
done that
yes,thay beleved me
done that
i have a dog
done that
i did oce
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What if u don't have a pet
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I don't fart
United States
done that
lol i have
United States
done that
i had a dog
United States
done that
I do that a lot X3
Vietnam
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never
i have a dog, but no.
United States
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never
my family does thiugh
United Kingdom
done that
I have done that to my dog
United States
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No but my dog has farted
United States
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never
I don't have a pet
done that
at my friends
New Zealand
done that
i have;9
United Kingdom
done that
thats a pet
United States
done that
Who wouldn't
Switzerland
done that
Blamed it on my dog.
United Kingdom
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dont have a pet
Taiwan
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I own up to my farts
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never
dont have it
done that
so many times so many
Norway
done that
lol done that sh*t
United States
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never
i did that on a friend
United Kingdom
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never
Don't Fart. Burp.
Australia
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never
i have, but not on a pet
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pets dont fart
Australia
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never
never had a pet
New Zealand
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never
No way. no i haven't
Germany
done that
didn't work
United Kingdom
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never
Wouldn't dare
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never
never i love my anmals
United States
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i dont have a pet
United States
done that
Or don't have pets.
United States
done that
and i got away with it
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don't have a pet
United Kingdom
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never
I don't have a pet ether
Lithuania
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never
i dont have a pet
United States
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Don't have a pet
United States
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never
I don't have a pet
United States
done that
yeah the cat did it
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i blame it on my brother
United States
done that
Yes my friend haha!
Poland
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never
whats wrong with u guys
Australia
done that
my negibours dog
United States
done that
did it today
United States
n
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never
on my cusin
United Kingdom
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never
dont have pets
United States
done that
my dog nitro lmao
United Kingdom
done that
At my dog
Canada
done that
i blamed it on ur mom
United States
n
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never
my family does but not me
n
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never
i had a cat
United States
done that
Plenty of times.
United States
done that
Never works XD
United Kingdom
done that
My cat always has gas
Thailand
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never
I would never do that
United Kingdom
done that
When i was a baby
Jersey
done that
every damn day
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never
i dont even have a pet
done that
my dog *fart*
United States
done that
i have xD
Australia
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never
lol lmao
United Kingdom
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never
i dont have a pet
United Kingdom
done that
when i was 3 lol
New Zealand
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never
nope never LOL#
Denmark
done that
HaHahahahaha
United States
done that
haha yup
done that
Omg lololol
United Arab Emirates
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never
i have no pets
Thailand
done that
i have XD
Bahrain
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never
i dont have a pet
Canada
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never
fin mean
done that
hey i was desperate
Finland
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never
me either
United States
done that
lol sometimes
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never
my dad has
United States
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never
I used to have 4 dogs
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i do not nave a pet
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never
i don't have a pet
Jordan
done that
i have. lol
United States
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never
dont have a pet :(
Romania
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never
who would do that D:
United States
done that
Who. Doesn't.
United Kingdom
done that
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United States
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never
Dont have a pet
done that
you did GAY
Australia
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never
i think i have
Australia
done that
its sad but true
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Don't have a pet
done that
Always ;)
Canada
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I don't have a pet
United States
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never
I don't even know.
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I don't have a pet
United Kingdom
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i dont fart
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never
i dont have pet
United Kingdom
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thats craw
United States
done that
i was with my crush
United States
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Don't have pet
Canada
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never
Our pet died
United Kingdom
done that
ya dogs dead
Australia
done that
Every time! XD
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i dont have a pet
Pakistan
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never
i dont have a pet
United States
done that
my dog schotzy
United Kingdom
done that
I did that lol
Canada
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never
i dont have one
done that
ery time
United States
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never
never done it
United Kingdom
done that
that is so mean
United Arab Emirates
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never
i dont fart
United States
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never
nal brush
Philippines
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never
dont have
United States
done that
on my dog
done that
who wouldnt
Australia
done that
ha maybe
United States
done that
54% are liars
done that
Everyone does
United States
done that
Only once
United Kingdom
done that
on my sis
done that
hahahahahaha
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i have a pet
United States
done that
lol im bad
United States
done that
of couse